Jerk
50 Cent

(50 Cent):
Next and 50
(Uh-huh)
Next and 50
Next and 50
Next and 50

Yo, yo my imagination
Is more vivid than life
Playboy November
Issue page three was my wife
I ain't never had a problem
With going for dough
I did a Jordan in the box
I grew it myself
I go up and down
Like a merry go round
Visions of some splash
I touch on myself
When ain't no shorties
To touch me
After this joint
Half the hood
Gon' want to fuck me

(R.L.):
I can imagine you're here
In your Vicky panties
And brassier yeah
It's like
Your sexy moans I hear
Got a player gettin' wet
Down there, I swear
I close my eyes
And when you appear
Me on top you on top even
From the rear yeah
Call in sick to work
Can't get worse
Damn I'm a jerk

(Next):
I'm all alone
And I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missin
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision
To handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

(R.L.):
I e-mailed you
Tried the cell too
Tried to contact you
But I failed too
Pants swelled too
What should I do?
Touch myself?
When I thought about you

[50 Cent]
Yo, yo at the end of the road
Home sick than being sick of home
I'd rather have a short to help me
Then do it on my own
Check me out I'd rather beat
my own dick than trick
That's a quote from BIG
I take it back ya dig?
I play the block
To get my work off
D's come I murk off
Do a bid for rape fuck
that I'd rather jerk off
Listen time's money
so I'm only into quickies
I'm not a pretty boy
so I ain't never been picky
I make it real easy for you
To bop to this
Man I pop the Cris
And I rock the wrist
New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
It only come hard top
So I'mma chop this shit
Ballers they don't chase chicks
They chase chips
Champagne you take sips
They guzzle the shit
Only a selected few
Can rock to this
Kaygee, 50 Cent
Next, ya stoppin' this?

Repeat 1 (2x)

Loving me like me
Especially when wife be acting funny
Cause it don't need for no money
And it can be so lovely
Take your hand and aim to please
Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees
Take a towel and cover your jeans
Move it back
And forth till you see babies

Repeat 1 (2x)

I'm a jerk, if your a jerk
How do it work?
Show me how you move it back
And forth now baby
For the guys and the girls
Move it all around now work, oh yeah