Pretty womenFascinatingSippin coffeeDancing, pretty womenPretty womenAre a wonder, pretty womenSitting in the window orStanding on the stairSomething in them cheers the airPretty womenSilhouettedStay within youGlancing stay foreverBreathing lightly, pretty women,Pretty womenBlowing out their candles orCombing out their hairEven when they leaveThey still are thereThey're thereSipping coffeeHere's to the ladies who lunchEverybody LaughLounging in their caftans andPlanning a brunchOn their own behalfOff to the gymThen to a fitting,Claiming they're fatAnd looking grim,Cause they've been sittingChoosing a hatI'll drink to that!
Here's to the girls who just watchAren't they the bestWhen they get depressed,It's a bottle of scotchPlus a little jest!Another chance to disapproveAnother brilliant zingerAnother reason not to moveAnother vodka stingerI'll drink to that!
Here's to the girls who play wifeAren't they too much!Keeping house but clutching a copy of "Life"Just to keep in touchThe ones who follow the rulesAnd meet themselves at the schoolsToo busy to know that they're foolsAren't they a gem!I'll drink to them!Let's all drink to...
Pretty women, fascinatingHow they make a man sing...
**Here's to the girls on the go,Everybody triesLook into their eyesAnd you'll see what they know,Everybody diesA toast to that invincible bunchThe dinosaurs surviving the crunchLet's hear it for the ladies who lunchEverybody riseEverybody rise,
Pretty women at their mirrorsIn their gardensOn committees, telephoningWindow shopping table hoppingPretty women giving partiesNever stoppingGossip swapping, capsule popping
Everybody rise, everybody rise,Everybody rise, everybody rise-Rise-rise-rise...Pretty women rise!