I once had a girl,Or should I sayShe once had me.
She showed me her room,Isn't it good?Norwegian wood.
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug,Biding my time,Drinking her wine.
We talked until two,And then she said,It's time for bed.
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh,I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke,I was alone,This bird has flown.
So I lit a fire,Isn't it good?Norwegian wood.