Ma cherie MademoiselleIt is with deepest prideAnd greatest pleasureThat we welcome you tonight
And now, we invite you to relaxLet us pull up a chairAs the dining room proudly presentsYour dinner!
Be our guest!Be our guest!Put our service to the testTie your napkin 'round your neck, cherieAnd we'll provide the rest
Soup du jourHot hors d'oeuvresWhy, we only live to serveTry the grey stuffIt's delicious!Don't believe me?Ask the dishes
They can sing!They can dance!After all, Miss, this is France!And the dinner here is never second best!
Go on, unfold your menuTake a glance and then you'llBe our guestOui, our guestBe our guest!
We tell jokesI do tricks!With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect tasteThat you can bet
Come on and lift your glassYou've won your own free passTo be our guest
If you're stressedIt's fine dining we suggest!
Be our guest!Be our guest!Be our guest!