Well, Ali Baba had them forty thievesScheherazade had a thousand talesBut master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleevesYou've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now!Some heavy ammunition in your camp!You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and howSee, all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?Let me take your order, jot it down?"You ain't never had friend like meLife is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'dCome on whisper what it is you wantYou ain't never had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on serviceYou're the boss, the king, the shahSay what you wish; it's yours, true dishHow 'bout a little more baklava?Have some of column A try All of column BI'm in the mood to help you, dudeYou ain't never had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my myCan your friends do this?Can your friends do that?Can your friends pull thisOut their little hat?Can your friends go poof?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyedI'm here to answer all your mid-day prayersYou've got me bona fide certifiedYou've got a genie for charge d'affaires
I've got a powerful urge to help you outSo what you wish, I really wanna know?You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubtWell all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or threeI'm on the job you big nabob!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend like meYou ain't never had a friend like me