Well Ali Baba had them forty thievesScheherasad-ie had a thousand talesBut master you in luck 'cause up your sleevesYou got a brand of magic never failsyou got some power in your corner nowSome heavy ammunition in your campYou got som punch, pizzazz, yahoo and howSee all you gotta do is rub that lampAnd I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sirWhat will your pleasure be?Let me take your orderJot it downYou ain't never had a friend like meNo no no
Life is your restaurantAnd I'm your maitre'dC'mon whisper what it is you wnatYou ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on serviceYou're the bossThe king, the shahSay what you wishIt's yours! True dishHow about a little more Baklava?
Have some of coloumn "A"Try all of column "B"I'm in the mood to help you dudeYou ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?Do your friends do that?Do your friends pull this out their little hat?Can you friends go, poof!Well, looky hereCan your friends go, Abracadabra, let're ripAnd then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyedI'm here to answer all your midday prayersYou got me bona fide, certifiedYou got a genie for your charge d'affairesI got a powerful urge to help you outSo what-cha wish? I really wanna knowYou got a lits that's three miles long, no doubtWell, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or threeI'm on the job, you big nabobYou ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain't never had a friend like meYou ain't never had a friend like me, hah!