[Hook-Hand Thug]I'm malicious, mean and scaryMy sneer could curdle dairyAnd violence wise my handsAre not the cleanest
But despite my evil lookAnd my temperAnd my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!
Can't ya see me on the stage performin' mozart?Ticklin' the ivories 'till they gleam?Yup, I'd rather be called deadlyFor my killer showtune medley
Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!
He's got a dreamHe's got a dream
[Hook-Hand Thug]See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seemThough I do like breaking femursYou can count me with the dreamersLike everybody else I've got a dream
La la la la laLa la la la laLa la laaaaa
[Big-nose thug]I've got scars and lumps and bruisesPlus something here that oozesAnd let's not even mentionMy complexion
But despite my extra toesAnd my goiterAnd my nose
I really want to make a love connection!
Can't you see me with a special little lady?Rowing in a rowboat down the stream?
Though I'm one disgusting blighterI'm a lover, not a fighterCause way down deep insideI've got a dream!
I've got a dream (he's got a dream)I've got a dream (he's got a dream)And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screamingThere's a child behind it, dreamingLike everybody else I've got a dream
[Tor]Tor would like to quit and be a florist
[Gunther]Gunther does interior design
[Ulf]Ulf is into mime
[Attila]Attila's cupcakes are sublime
[Chorus]Bruiser knitsKiller sewsFang does little puppet shows
[Hook-hand thug]And vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
[Flynn]I have dreams like you; no, really!Just much less; Touchy feelyThey mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny!On an island that I ownTanned and rested and alone
Surronded by enourmous piles of money
[Rapunzel]I've got a dream (she's got a dream)I've got a dream (she's got a dream)I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!
And with every passing hourI'm so glad I left my tower!Like all you lovely folkI've got a dream!
She's got a dreamHe's got a dreamThey've got a dreamWe've got a dream
So our differences ain't really that extremeWe're one big team!
Call us brutalSickSadisticAnd grotesquely optimistic
Cause way down deep insideWe've got a dream
I've got a dreamI've got a dreamI've got a dreamI've got a dreamI've got a dreamI've got a dream
Yes way down deep inside I've got a dream!