Bless my soulHerc was on a rollPerson of the week in every Greek opinion pollWhat a proHerc could stop a showPoint him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.He was a no oneA zero, zeroNow he's a honchoHe's a heroHere was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to heroIn no time flatZero to heroJust like that
When he smiledThe girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"sAnd they slapped his face on every vase(On every "vase")
From appearance fees and royaltiesOur Herc had cash to burnNow nouveau riche and famousHe could tell you what the Grecians "earn"!
Say amenThere he goes againSweet and undefeatedAnd an awesome 10 for 10Folks lined upJust to watch him flexAnd this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquersHoney, the crowds were going bonkersHe showed the moxie brains, and spunkFrom zero to heroA major hunkZero to heroAnd who'd have thunk?
Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?Hercules!Whose daring deeds are great theater?Hercules!Is he bold?No one braverIs he sweet?Our favorite flavor
Bless my soulHerc was on a rollUndefeatedRiding highAnd the nicest guyNot conceited
He was a nothin'A zero, zeroNow he's a honchoHe's our heroHe hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to heroHerc is a heroNow he's a hero