Hmmm... I've got a crush on someoneGuess who?
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pieAll the day and night-timeHear me sighI never had the least notionThat I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo?Could you careFor a cunning cottage we could share?The world will pardon my mush'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you
How glad the million laddiesfrom millionaires to caddiesWould be to capture me?But you had such persistenceYou wore down my resistanceI fell, and it was swell
You're my big and brave and handsome RomeoHow I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not that you're attractiveBut, oh, my heart grew activeWhen you came into view
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pieAll the day and night-timeHear me sighI never had the least notionThat I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo?Could you careFor a cunning cottage we could share?The world will pardon my mush'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you