1-833-2GET-REV (REVIVAL Voicemail)

1-833-2GET-REV (REVIVAL Voicemail)

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Thank you for your interest in Revival
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While you wait, here's some additional information
You should discuss the potential benefits and risks of Revival with your doctor or clergyman
Revival is a non-injectable medication given through the ear canal and is not intended for anal use
Revival is a non-narcotic medication intended for daily use that can be taken with or without food

Tell your doctor about all health conditions, including if you
Have a history of confusion or poor judgment
Are allergic to tympanic stimulators
Are pregnant or nursing

Revival does not cause serious side effects including
Fleem's syndrome
Mild to disfiguring acne
Brain problems
Male pattern baldness, most commonly in women
Decreased appetite
Increased appetite
Seasonal affective disorder
Loose gums
Gluten sensitivity
Tight glutes
General feeling of head trauma
Softening of fingernails
Dramatically increased hair growth
Sudden nut allergies
Ringing in your mouth
And light-leggedness

Thank you for continuing to hold
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Tell your doctor right away if you have any of the following symptoms
Fever, sweats or chills
Muscle ache
Shortness of breath
Blood and phlegm
Weight loss
Warm, red, or painful skin or sores on your body
Diarrhea or stomach pain
Burning when you urinate
Chills when you urinate
Urinating more often than normal
Feeling very tired or night sleeping

Revival does not cause you side effects
But if you have them you should definitely seek medical attention