Okay, guess who's back, back againShady's back, tell a friendNow everyone report to the dance floorTo the dance floor, to the dance floorNow everyone report to the dance floorAlright stop, pajama time
Come here little kiddies on my lapGuess who's back with a brand new rapAnd I don't mean rap as in a new caseOf child molestation accusatesAh ah ah ah ah, no worriesPapa's got a new bag of toysWhat else could I possibly do to make noise?I've done touched on everything but little boys
Now that's not a stab at MichaelThat's just a metaphor, I'm just psychoI go a little bit crazy sometimesI get a little bit out of control with my rhymesGood God, dip, do a little slideBend down, touch your toes, and just glideTo the center of the dance floorLike TP for my bung hole and it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?Give a little poot poot, it's okayOops my CD just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chanceYeah boy, shake that thang, whoops I mean girl, girl, girl, girlGirl you know you're my world, alright now lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Just lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Go crazy(Ah ah ah ah ah)Oh baby(Ah ah)Oh baby(Ah ah)
It's Friday and it's my dayUsed to party all the way to SundayMaybe 'til Monday, I don't know what dayEveryday's just a holidayCruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kind of breezyLet the top down and my hair blowI don't know where I'm goin', all I knowIs when I get there someone's gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerkBut I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from workWould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeahNow what's ya name girl, what's ya sign?Man you must be up out yo mindDre, ah, ah, beer goggles, blindI'm just tryin' to unwind, now I'm
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chanceYeah boy, shake that ass, whoops I mean girl, girl girl girlGirl you know you're my world, alright now lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Just lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Go crazy(Ah ah ah ah ah)Oh baby(Ah ah)Oh baby (ah ah)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked upI'm in jail and I don't know what happenedThey say I was runnin' butt nakedDown the street screamin' "Ah ah ah ah"Well I'm sorry, I don't rememberAll I know is this much, I'm not guiltyThey said. "Save it, boy we got you on tapeYellin' at an old lady touch my body"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks downIt's real intense, no one makes a soundEverything looks like it's '8 Mile' nowThe beat comes back and everybody lose themselvesNow snap back to reality, look it's B. RabbitOh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown manTubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubbaI don't have any lines to go right here so tubba
Tellytubby fellas, what, fellas, whatGrab your left nut, make your right one jealous whatBlack girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girlsTall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'It's the season, just go ah ah ah ah, it's so appeasin'
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chanceYeah boy, shake that ass, whoops I mean girl, girl girl girlGirl you know you're my world, alright now lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Just lose it(Ah ah ah ah ah)Go crazy(Ah ah ah ah ah)Oh baby(Ah ah)Oh baby, baby(Ah ah)
Touch my body, touch my bodyOh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body