When I was just a little baby boyMy momma used to tell me these crazy thingsShe used to tell me my daddy was an evil manShe used to tell me he hated meBut then I got a little bit older and I realizedShe was the crazy oneBut there was nothin' I could doOr say to try to change herCuz that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more.They say I can't rap about coke no more.(Ahh!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore'Till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!(Ahhh!) These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin'Thinkin' I'm sayin' this shit cuz I'm thinkin' it just to besayin' it(Ahhh!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot youI'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you(Ahhh!) Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaosJust bend over and take it slut, okay Ma?Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother, abusing a whoreSnorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?You goddamn right BITCH, and now it's too lateI'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two statesI invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitchesVain Vicodin, vrinnn Vrinnn, vrinnn! (chainsaw revs up)Texas Chainsaw, left his brains allDanglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs onBlood, guts, guns, cutsKnives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with meGirls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to meBitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beefWe ain't gon' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beefYou better kill me! I'ma be another rapper deadFor poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta saidBut when they kill me - I'm bringin' the world with meBitches too! You ain't nuttin' but a girl to me
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady, ('Cause why?)'Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you. (ah-haha)I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady, (why?)Cuz Shady, will fuckin' kill you
Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal youIn a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film youBuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'emI ain't acid rap, but I rap on acidGot a new blow-up probe and just had a strap-on addedWhooops! Is that a subliminal hint? No!Just criminal intent to sodomize women againEminem offend? NO! Eminem on assaultAnd if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulseTo do it again, THEN, if he does it againyou'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up in the 10th(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't thechorusI ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forestA bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four timesIn the tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?Serial killer hidin' murder materialIn a cereal box on top of your stereoHere we go again, we're out of our medicineOut of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?Cause ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams.And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinksThese eighty G's a week to say the same things tweece!Twice? Whatever, I hate these thingsFuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinksMotherfuckers want me to come on their radio showsJust to argue with 'em cuz their ratings stink?Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncerFrom fat bitch to all seventy-thousand pounds of herFrom principal, to the student body, and counselorFrom in-school, to before school, to out of schoolI don't even believe in breathin', I'm leavin' air in yourlungsJust to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it.Okay, I'm ready to go playI Got de machete from O.JI'm ready to makr everyone's throats ache!You faggots keep eggin' me on'Till I have you at knifepoint,then you beg me to stop?Shut up! Gimme your hands and feet!I said shut up when I'm talkin to you!You hear me? Answer me!
Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies. You know I love you.