[Eminem]I don't know dudeI think everybody's all jealous and shit'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dudeAnd I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me dudeAnd they need to take it up with me after the showBecause...
CHORUS [Eminem]These chicks don't even know the name of my bandBut they're all on me like they wanna hold hands'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]So I get off stage right, drop the micWalk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like"What's up ladies, my name's Slim ShadyI'm the lead singer in D-12 baby"They're all like "Oh my God it's him""Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem""I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock""Please won't you please let me suck your cock"And by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yelling, all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirts and the panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry'cause they're back on stage the next night with me"Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me"Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me'cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me because
My band (9x)
[Swifty]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?Hey dad how come we don't rap on protoSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, you's a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)And what the hell is wrong with that dressing room'cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, it's simple butall I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intact, tryna get on the mapDoing jumping jacks while get whipped on my back
[Kuniva] Look him little punk ass thinking he the shit[Kon Artis] Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick[Kuniva] Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue[Eminem] No! I had an interview, not you two[Kuniva] You gonna be late for soundcheck[Kon Artis] Man I ain't going to soundcheck[Kuniva] But our mics are screwed up[Kon Artis] And his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say something[Kuniva] Aiyo Em (You got somethin' to say?!)[Kon Artis] Man no[Kuniva] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, man what's up[Kon Artis] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew[Kuniva] Man I was 'bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man
[Proof]They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parksI'ma go let the world know that Proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the music startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time I hear... (Hey dude I love your band!)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area code (Proof carry my bag)Bitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Bizarre]God damn it I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some loopI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis, slipped me some crackLose Yourself video, I was in the backSuperman video, I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us a questionLike who's D-12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?)Bitch, are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy)Then he told me to do sit-ups to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D-12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for meand it just tares my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
[Bizarre]These chicks don't even know the name of my band (haha)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (yeah)All because I'm the lead singer...
[Eminem] My band (9x)
[Bizarre] (In background)The hottest boy band in the worldD12!
[Eminem] (as a salsa singer)I'm the lead singer of my bandI get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's want to danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsaMy salsa makes all the pretty girls want to danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls want to danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsaWhere'd everybody go?