I never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldBut now you sit in the corner cryingAnd now it's my fault my fault.
[Eminem]I went to John's rave with Ron and DaveAnd met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shavedA nurse aid who came to get laid and tied upwith first aid tape and raped on the first dateSusan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usinwho love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogenIt's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the ginC'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door*"Who's in the den?"[R] "It's me and Kelly!""My bad, (sorry) let's try another room"[G] I don't trust you!"Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroomThis'll help you get in touch with your rootsWe'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods[G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab"Oh dag!!"[G] What?"I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!"[G] Huh?!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end2nd repeat same as original Chorus
"Yo Sue!"[G] Get away from me, I don't know youOh shoot, she's tripping..[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin majorI just wanted to make you appreciate natureSusan, stop cryin, I don't hate yaThe world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped youSo what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz outShe said,[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!)"Would you calm down you're startin to scare me"She said,[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not marriedI don't even have any kids and I can't cook(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too lateCause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first lineand "It was an accident!" at the end2nd repeat same as original Chorus
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulledI'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongueWant some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do something dumbI'll be right back just chill baby please?I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulanceThere's a girl upstairs talkin to plantschoppin her hair off, and there's only two days leftof Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"[D] Well it depends on how may you had"I took three, she ate the other twenty-two capsNow she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol"[D] She's gonna die dude"I know and it's my fault!"[D] My god!!!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second lineand "What do I do?" at the end2nd repeat same as original Chorus
My God, I'm so sorry!I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!I know you're not dead! Oh my God!Susan wake up! Oh God...