[Intro]Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aightYo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...Here we go now!
[Chorus]My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Verse 1]My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tiredof hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-WoohohBut this is just a story of when I was just ashorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium
Valium was in everything, food that I ateThe water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plateShe sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steakSo everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach achesNow tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see herSon grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chieverMy teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing eitherWhat the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing etherEither that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reeferBut all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was eitherIt was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thoughtPee in a teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me forSlut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playin'Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra
[Chorus]My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Verse 2]Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinnerYou ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?Now here's a plate full of painkillersnow just wait til I Crush the valium and put it in your potatoesyou little motherfucker! I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin' faceWithout even tastin' it, you better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' itPut your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement againAnd I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one fuckin' placeSpinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished itI'll use the same shit again, then when i make spinach dipIt'll be placed in the shit, you little shit Wanna sit there and play innocentA rat fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed itChild support, your father he ain't sent the shitAnd so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!
My Mom, there's no one else quite like My MomI know I should let bygons be bygonsBut she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause
[Chorus]My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Bridge]My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animalI am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish With my valium spinachBut my buzz only last about 2 minutes!But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing itI can't even write a rhyme without you in it, My valiumMy vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm
[Verse 3]Man I never thought that I could ever bea drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to meBut that's actually, what has ended up happeningA tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it'sProbably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't itPharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautifulShe killed the fuckin' dog, with the medicince she done fed itFeed it a fuckin' asprin and say that it has a headacheHere, want a snack, you hungry you fuckin' bratLook at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a napEat it, But I don't need, well fuck it then, break it upTake a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan upAlright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bedWith a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
[Chorus]My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugsThat's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
[Outro]My Mom, I'm just like herMy Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom.. My Mom, My MommaMy Mommy, I like my momma...Sorry Mom! I still love ya though! *Kiss*Dr. Dre 2010, and this shit is hella hard homie, now take us on outta here. WOOOOO!