Nathan:What's playing at the Roxy?I'll tell you what's playing at the RoxyIt's a picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girlThat he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to BiloxiThat's what's playing at the Roxy
Benny:What's in the daily news?I'll tell what's in the daily newsStory about a guy who bought his wife a small rubyWith what otherwise would have been his union duesThat's what's in the daily news
Nicely: What's happening all over?I'll tell you what's happening all overGuy sitting home by a television set who used to be something of a roverThat's what's happening all over
All: Love is the thing that has licked them!Nathan: And it looks like I'm just another victim
Yes, sirWhen you see a guyReach for stars in the skyYou can bet that he's doing it for some doll
When you spot a john waiting out in the rainChances are he's insaneAs only a john can be for a jane
When you meet a gentPaying all kinds of rentFor a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
Call it sad, call it funnyBut it's better than even moneyThat the guy's only doing it for some doll
When you see a JoeSaving half of his doughYou can bet there'll be mink in it for some doll
When a bum buys wine like a bum can't affordIt's a cinch that the bumIs under the thumbOf some little broad
When you meet a mugLately out of the jugAnd he's still lifting platinum folderol
Call its hell, call it heavenIt's a probable twelve to sevenThat the guy's only doing it for some doll.
When you see a sportAnd his cash has run short,You can bet he's been blowing it on some doll.
When a guy wears tails with the front gleaming whiteWho the heck do you thinkHe's tickling pinkOn Saturday night?
When the lazy slobGets a good steady jobAnd he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol
Call it dumb, call it cleverAh, but you can get odds foreverThat the guy's only doing it for some dollSome doll, some dollThe guy's only doing it for some doll