Life is so peculiarYou get so wet in the rainYou get so warm in the sunshineIt doesn't pay to complain
When I get up each morningThere's nothing to breathe but airAnd when I look in the mirrorThere's nothing to comb but hairAnd when I sit down to breakfastThere's nothing to eat but foodLife is so peculiar but you can't stay home and brood
Oh life is so peculiarThe deserts only got sandThe oceans only got water(And you can't drink it all)You never know where you stand
When I get out to dinnerThere's nothing to wear but clothesWhenever I get sleepyThere's nothing to do but dozeWhenever I get thirstyThere's nothing to do but drinkLife is no peculiar that it makes you stop and think
Yes, life is so peculiarA fork belongs with a knifeCorn beef is lost without cabbageA husband should have a wifeLife is so peculiar but, as everybody says, "That's life"
Oh life is so peculiarA bird can usually singA pearl is made by an oysterYou can be sure of a thing
Well when I get tired of restingThere's nothing to do but walkWhen I don't care to listenThere's nothing to do but talkWhen I'm up in an airplaneThere's nothing to do but flyLife is so peculiar but I always wonder why