Big Leg Emma
Frank Zappa

There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

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There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out