Hey there, people, I'm Bobby BrownThey say I'm the cutest boy in townMy car is fast, my teeth is shineyI tell all the girls they can kiss my heinieHere I am at a famous schoolI'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' coolI got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paperI'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh, God, I am the American dreamI do not think I'm too extremeAn' I'm a handsome sonofabitchI'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real richGet a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job
Women's LiberationCame creepin' all across the nationI tell you people, I was not readyWhen I fucked this dyke by the name of FreddieShe made a little speech thenAw, she tried to make me say whenShe had my balls in a vice, but she left my dickI guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh, God, I am the American dreamBut now I smell like VaselineAn' I'm a miserable sonofabitchAm I a boy or a lady...I don't know whichI wonder...wonder...wonder...wonder...
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suitI jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cuteGot a job doin' radio promoAn' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homoEventually me 'n' a friendSorta drifted along into S&MI can take about an hour on the tower of power'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh, God, I am the American dreamWith a spindle up my butt till it makes me screamAn' I'll do anything to get aheadI lay awake nights saying "Thank you Fred"Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spasticAnd my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm going down
And my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm going downAnd my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm going downAnd my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm going down
I knew you'd be surprised