Catholic girlsWith a tiny little mustacheCatholic girlsDo you know how they go?Catholic girlsIn the rectory basementFather riley's a fairyBut it don't bother maryCatholic girlsAt the cyoCatholic girlsDo you know how they go?Catholic girlsThere can be no replacementHow do they go, after the show?
All the wayThat's the way they goEvery dayAnd none of their mamas ever seem to knowHip-hip-hoorayFor all the class they showThere's nothing like a catholic girlAt the cyoWhen they learn to blow
They're learning to blowAll the catholic boys!
Kinda young, kinda wow!
Where are they now?Did they all take the vow?
Hey! she gave me vd!
With a tongue like a cowShe could make you go wow!
Vd vowdy vootieRight awayThat's the way they goEvery dayWhenever their mamas take them to a showMatineePass the popcorn pleaseThere's nothing like a catholic girlWith her hand in the boxWhen she's on her knees
She was on her kneesMy little catholic girl
In a little white dressCatholic girlsThey never confessCatholic girlsI got one for a cousinI love how they goSo send me a dozenCatholic girlsOoooooh!Catholic girlsOoooooh!(etc.)
This is the central scrutinizer...Joe had a girl friend named mary.She used to go the church club every week.They'd meet each other thereHold handsAnd think pure thoughtsBut one night at the social club meetingMary didn't show up...She was sucking cock backstage at the armoryIn order to get a passTo see some big rock group for free...