Bad Conscience:Does this kind of life look interesting to you?Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen,Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the FrenchRiviera at the MIDEM conventionA big tie, the whole bitWatch Mutt eat, and Leon feed the geeseOne thousand green business cardsWith your name and the wrong addressPlus six royalty statementsInspected and customizedBy ran toon tan han toon frammet and deeFollowed by twelve potential suicidesAs the members of your group, past and presentFind out they can't collect unemployment...A dog, a car, an epidemic of body liceWith your own record companyYour name on the doorElectric buzzer to the inner officeAnd Ona's titsAnd a three month supply of German bookingsWith tickets on Air Rangoon...Does this kind of life look interesting to you?As a big rock'n'roll guitar playerIn a comedy group?
Jeff & Chorus:
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I'm stealing the room!I'm stealing the room!I'm stealing the room!
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Tenors & Sopranos:
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