Ensemble: (singing)He's so gayHe's so gayHe's very very gayHe's so gayHe's so gayAnd he likes to be that wayWith his keys all on the rightHe's into rubber every nightHe's so gayHe's so gayHe's almost everyone today
He's okayHe's okayHe's got a role he wants to playHe's okayHe's okayHe's just a cowboy for a day
Of course, his evening's not completeWithout some meat in the seat;Let's skate awayDown santa monica today
Maybe he wants a little spankingMaybe he'll eat a little chainMaybe his lover should be thanking himFor the way he makes it sprinkleInto drops of golden rain
He's so gayHe's so gayHe rules the city in a wayYou could sayYou could sayIt's sorta different todayAll the taffeta and chintzAnd every leather boy's a princeHey hey hey!Please don't look the other way
You could be just like himTomorrow!Maybe you'll get a chanceTo borrow(borrow)His bouquetAnd maybe later...maybe laterWe'll all beGay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!Do you really wanna hurt me?