Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!AhahaHelp I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!Somebody, please, please!Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rockWow man, it's a drag being a rockHelp I'm a rockI wish I was anything but a rockHeck, I'd even like to be a policemanHey, you know what, you know maybe if I practisedYou knowMaybe if I passed my driving testI could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks upIn front of Ben Franks, right!
Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!(Help I'm a rock), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayorAlways wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you knowAlways wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make itYou know, in society, becauseYou know, it's a drag when you're rejectedSo I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent inAnd I got this letter back that said, uhu, aha
It can't happen hereIt can't happen hereI'm telling you, my dearThat it can't happen hereBecause I been checkin' it out, babyI checked it out a couple a times, hmmAnd I'm telling youIt can't happen hereOh darling, it's important that you believe me(Bop bop bop bop)That it can't happen here
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansasKansas kansas tototototodoKansas kansas tototototodoKansas kansasWho could imagine that they would freak out in minnesotaMimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, MinnesotaWho could imagine
Who could imagineThat they would freak out in washington, d.c.D.c. D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.It can't happen hereBa ba ba ba ba ba ba baIt can't happen hereIt can't happen hereEverybody's safe and it can't happen hereNo freaks for usIt can't happen hereEverybody's clean and it can't happen hereNo, no, it won't happen hereI'm telling you it can'tIt won't happen here(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)Plastic folks, you knowIt won't happen hereYou're safe, mamaYou're safe, babyYou just cook a tv dinnerAnd you make it(Bop bop bop)No no no noOh, we're gonna get a tv dinner and cook it upGo get a tv dinner and cook it upCook it upOh, and it won't happen here(No no no no no no no no no no noMan you guys are really safeEverything's cool).Who could imagineWho could imagineThat they would freak out in the suburbs!
I remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming poolI remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming poolI remember (tu-tu)I remember (tu-tu)They had a swimming pool.And they thought it couldn't happen here(Duh duh duh duh duh)They knew it couldn't happen hereThey were so sure it couldn't happen hereBut
SuzieYes, yes, yes, I've always felt thatYes I agree man, it really makes it, yeahIt's a real thing, manAnd it really makes it(Makes it)
Suzie, you just got to town,And we've been, we've been very interestedIn your development.Forget it!Hmm(It can't happen here)