The Surgeon General, Doctor KoopS'posed to give you all the poopBut when he's with P.M.R.C.The poop he's scoopin'Amazes me
C-Span showed him, all dressed upIn his phoney Doctor God get-upHe looked in the camera and fixed his specs'N gave a little lecture'Bout anal sex
He says it is not good for usWe just can't be promiscuousHe's a docter -- he should knowIt's the work of the Devil, soGirls, don't blow!
Don't blow Jimmy, don't blow BobbyGet yourself another hobby(If Jesus practiced medicineI'm sure he'd do itJust like him)
Is Doctor Koop a man to trust?It seems at least that Reagan must(But Ron's a trusting sort of guy --He trusts Ed MeeseI wonder why?)
The A.M.A. has just got caughtFor doin' stuff it shouldn't oughtAll they do is lie and lieWhere's Doctor Koop?He's standin' by
Surgeon General? What's the deal?Is your epidemic real?Are you leaving something out?Something we can't talk about?A little green monkey over thereKills a million people?That's not fair!Did it really go that way?Did you ask the C.I.A.?Would they take you serious,Or have THEY beenPromiscuous