Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake BreakfastWhere I stole the mar-juh-reenAn' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrineI saw a handsome parish ladyMake her entrance like a queenWhy she was totally chenilleAnd her old man was a MarineAs she abused a sausage pattieAnd said why don't you treat me mean?(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . .Saint AlfonzoSaint AlfonzoSaint AlfonzoSaint AlfonzoOoo-ooo-WAH . . .