The Voice Of Cheese
Frank Zappa

Cheese:
Hello, teenage America,
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
I'm Suzy Creemcheese because
I've never worn fake eyelashes
in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
And...Um
Actually I really fucked up in Europe.
( Hrrrrrrrrrr )
Now that i've done it all over and
Nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my Mothers