My girl went to the doctor'Cause her heart had palpitations
Said, "Cut the carbs"Or else she'd end upPushin' up carnations
She stepped up on the scaleAnd the doctor said,"Oh, Lordy!"If you don't dropa few, girl, you won't make itpast age forty."
My girl said, "Hey, looky on that fancy X ray chart."Said the doctor, "Holy hell, that's one GDbig-ass heart."
I'm tellin' you, my friend,My girl's got a big-ass heart.When she shops for groceriesThat heart gets its own damn cart
That big-ass heartCan pump two tonsOf love through her chest,And then sit down and winA lovin' pie-eating contest
I love that big-ass heartSo much I think it isn't fairLike how your heartWon't pay me backFor breaking all my chairs
So sick with love,I think I'm coming down with ricketsWhen that big-ass heart flies coachIt has to payFor two plane tickets
Oh, that big-ass heart...Oh, that big-ass heart...