RachelOnce there was a wicked witchIn the lovely land of ozAnd a wickeder, wickeder,Wickeder witch that never, ever was
KurtShe filled the folks in munchkin landWith terror and with dreadTill one fine day from Kansas
BothA house fell on her headAnd the coroner pronounced her: dead
RachelAnd through the town the joyous news went runningThe joyous news that the wicked old witchWas finally done inDing-dong! the witch is dead!
KurtWhich old witch?
RachelThe wicked witch
RachelDing-dong! the wicked witch is dead!Wake up you sleepy head
KurtRub your eyes
RachelGet out of that bedWake up! the wicked old witch is dead!
BothShe's gone where the goblins goBelow, below, below - yo-ho!Let's open up and sing
RachelAnd ring those bells out...
KurtSing the news out!
RachelDing-dong! the merry-oSing it high and sing it lowLet them know the wicked old witch is dead
KurtWhy everyone's gladShe took such a crownin'
RachelBein' hit by a houseIs even worse than drownin'
BothLet them know the wicked old witch is dead!!!