I got 36 expressions!Sweet as pie to tough as leatherAnd that's 36 expressions more than all those Baltimores puttogether.So 'stead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?Well, it must be a plot!'Cause their scared that I got...such a gift?Well, I'll nift.
Cause I'mThe Greatest StarI am by far!But no one knows it--WAIT!They're gonna hear a voiceA silver flute (ah ah ah ah)They'll cheer each toot(Yeah, that kids terrific, mmm)When I expose it(Now can't ya see to look at me that)I'm a natural Camille.As Camille I just feelI've so much to offer(Now listen Mr. Z I know I'd be divine because)I'm a natural cough(ahoo, aheh, ahay)Some ain't got it, not a lotI'm a great big clump of talentLaugh!(ha ha ha ha)They'll bend in halfA thousand jokes(Stick around for the jokes!)A thousand facesI reiterateWhen ya gifted, then ya giftedThese are factsI've got no acts to paradeHey, whaddaya blind?In all of the world so farI'm the greatest star
Who is the pip with pizzazz?Who is all ginger and jazz?Who is as glamourous as?Who's an american beauty rose?With an american beauty NOSE!!!And ten american beauty toes?Eyes on the target and whamOne shot on gun shot and BAM!Hey hey hey hey world!Here I am!
I'm the greatest starI am by farBut no one knows itThat's why I was bornI'll blow my hornTill someone blows backI gotta break the lightsI'm gonna make 'em fightI'll flicker and flare up!All of the world's gonna star up!Looking down you'll never see me,Try the sky cause that'll be me!
I can make 'em cry!I can make 'em sigh!Someday they'll clamor for my dramaHave ya guessed YET!Who's the best yet?If ya late I'll tell ya one more timeYou betcah last dimeIn all of the world so farI am the greatEST, greatestStaaaaaaar!