The Shot
Ice Cube

The Shot

[Phones ringing, babies crying]
White guy: Hi how ya doin'?
Nurse? Yoctor's office, could you hold please? yes sir can I help you?
White guy: Yes I have a four o'clock appointment, I'm here to get my shot.
Nurse: Okay, come right with me.
White guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it?
Nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here.
White guy: Oh great, thanks, thanks.
Nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?
White guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.
Nurse: Okay great.
[Door shuts]
White guy: Damn, what is taking so long?
[Door creaks open, funky music in the backround]
Doctor ice cube: Yo wussup?
White guy: Hi how ya doin'?
Doctor ice cube. Wlright, let's see what we got here uhh, mr. white huh?
White guy: Yes sir that's me.
Doctor ice cube: Heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya?
White guy: No I sure don't.
Doctor ice cube: Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,
Jus' uhh turn your head...
White guy: Let's get this over with.
Doctor ice cube: Yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
For you, and uhh brace yourself!

[Click]
[Bang!]