I'm Ready
Jandek

If you want to know why you're a woman
It's cause you don't want to be a man
Yeah, just wanna have one
You know I have fantasies about you
Laying down, saying
Just come on
You can't be that unkind
Playing tricks on my mind
I just steal away
??? by the bleachers
Watch the door slam on in my face
I think a brick is cracking
I think a window's broken
I see your face in every feature
Your hand in every glove
Girls don't wanna be a man, just want to have one
You know I'm captured in your theater
And I still don't know what goes on below
But if you got to be with him
I'll say goodbye
You wonder why I'm a man
Oh, cause I don't want to be a woman
I just wanna have one