Christmas Is Coming
John Denver

Scooter? Yes Ma'am. Gonzo?
Check. Robin?
Yes, Miss Piggy.
This is what
we are going to sing.
Ahem,
Christmas is coming,
the geese is getting fast
(nice),
please to put a penny
in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny,
a ha-penny will do,
if you haven't got a ha-penny
than God bless you (good).

Now Scooter,
you come
in after my first line,
and you two boys follow.
Christmas is coming,
the geese is getting fast,
please to put a penny
in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny,
a ha-penny will do,
if you haven't got a ha-penny
than God bless you.

Christmas is coming,
the geese is getting fast,
please to put a penny
in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny,
a ha-penny will do,
if you haven't got a ha-penny
than God bless you.
If you haven't got a ha-penny
uh Miss Piggy?
We're finished.
Oh. I knew that.