When they're youngAll Little Monsters learnThat they are scary.
Ugly, stupid,Shunned by cupid,Overweight, and hairy.
But every Monster needs to findThat secret deep insideThat transforms Dr. Jekyll into sexy Mr. Hyde!
All my Monsters are beautiful!
Monsters don't need implantsOr a bitchin' Monster car.Monsters only need to loveThe Monsters that they are.
Oh yeah!Gaga, Dada, JawaPeace!