My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shyMy guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry.If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all histoys,He's just a cry baby boy.
My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blueHe can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,He's just a cry baby bore.
I don't want to hurt his feelings,But his outbursts have me reallyBoo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, babyLa, la, la, la, la, la,He's such a cry baby,La, la, la, la, la, la.
(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyedHe acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why.If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie justdied,He's just a cry baby guy.
(Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie soA cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of theblue.And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,He's such a cry baby man.
I love a cry baby,La, la, la, la, la, la.He's such a cry baby,La, la, la, la, la, la.