Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Some things in life are bad. T...
Defeat, at the castle in Act I, seems to have utterly disheartened Ki...
Henry Kissinger. How I'm missing yer. You're the Doctor of my dreams....
Once in every show. There comes a song like this. It starts off soft...
COMPANY:. Finland, Finland, Finland. That's the country for me!. (VAR...
Down at an English fair,. One evening I was there,. When I heard a sh...
Sabe o que eles dizem?. Algumas coisas na vida são ruins.... Podem de...
The Meaning Of Life Why are we here? What's life all about?. Is God r...
LADY OF THE LAKE:. What ever happened to my part?. It was exciting at...
All Things Dull And Ugly All things dull and ugly,. all creatures sho...
LADY:. But you're not alone, Arthur!. Haven't you noticed?. I've been...
Bruce's Philosophers Song Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant. who...
Every Sperm Is Sacred There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhist...
The Silly Walks Song Work, work, money, money. Work, work, money, mon...
I've got two legs from my hips to the ground. And when I move them th...
Life Of Brian Theme Brian, the babe they called Brian,. he grew, he g...
Herbert:. Lancelot you might as well just fess up. Really you're a di...
England, 932 A.D. A kingdom divided. To the West, the Anglo-Saxons.....
I like Traffic lights (3x). No matter where they've been. I like Traf...
Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other thin...
Linkman: Oh, err, and Sheila has just..eh... come back now with our p...
The Lumberjack Song With my best girly by my side, we'd sing, sing, s...
The Penis Song (Spoken):. Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.. Here's...
King Arthur:. I'm all alone. all by myself. there is no one here besi...
ARTHUR (spoken):. Oh, Lady of the Lake, please reveal to this doubtin...
Spam Song Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!. Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!....
Brian Song Brian, the babe they called brian,. He grew, he grew, and...
Sit On My Face Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. I'll sit...
Brave Sir Robin Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.. He w...
I Like Chinese The world to day seems absolutly crackers. with nuclea...
I'm so worried about what's. happening today,. In the Middle East, yo...
The Galaxy Song Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown. And things s...
Some of them are hairy. Some of them are bald. Some are kinda scary....
Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be. Pony trekk...
The most interesting thing about king charles the first is that he wa...
Ho Ho Fuking Ho Ho Ho Fucking Ho. What a croc of shit,. We all work f...
Arthur:. Lady, will you marry me?. Lady:. I thought you'd never ask.....
And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together,. bringing from all...
Money Song I've got,. Ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas,. I've got...