Wishing Song I wish I had a coat of silk, the color of the sky. I wis...
There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run. It's a joyfu...
Piggy: Life is a funny thing. Sometimes you laugh and sing. Kermit: S...
This looks familiar, vaguely familiar. Almost unreal, yet it's too so...
You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em. There's somet...
I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud!. I'm an aardvark, and I'm happy!. I'm...
One of These Things Is Not Like The Other One of these sounds is not...
Oh a man came to our house, our house, our house,. A man came to our...
Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul. Yo oh heave ho. There are...
Who's the president of our society,. That's geared toward you and me?...
I'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu) Baby, stop right...
Sesame Street Sunny Day. Sweepin' the clouds away. On my way to where...
Sometimes I'm alone,. Sitting on my very own,. Trying to find a simpl...
So hand me cuff links. (Fozzie: "Yes, sir!"). And straighten by tie....
Spoken: Camilla, I have written a song for you. Sinatra or. Mick Jagg...
I may go out tomorrow. If I can borrow a coat to wear. Oh, I'd step o...
(Narrator speaks) Once upon a time in The Land of Eight,. There stood...
Tudo está demais. Sem preocupação. Eu tenho o mundo inteiro na palma...
Ape: Down at Barnum's fair. One evening I was there. When I heard a s...
Sei que canto. Versos mudos. Frases vazias. Que te fazem não acredita...
Rub Your Tummy Rub your tummy, just like this.. Rub it all day long!....
Oh, what is the letter we love?. What sound are we extra fond of?. It...
It's in the singing of a street corner choir. It's going home and get...
Here in the middle of imagination. Right in the middle of my head,. I...
Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,. With good...
Somebody come and play.. Somebody come and play today!. Somebody come...
Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation. My fat...
"Are those who are about to receive their helmets present?" - The Arc...
Everybody's brother, everybody's lover, I wanna be your lifetime frie...
(spoken:). A preachment, dear friends, you're about to receive,. on J...
Oh, I love trash!. Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.. Anything ragged...
Sweetums, lay your ugly head, . Down upon your wretched bed.. Close y...
Would you like to buy an O?. Round and neat.. A nearly perfect circle...
I'm Number One I'm number one. You're number two. We're criminals...
Kermit: Was I dumb or was I blind. Or did my heart just lose it's min...
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll. Built this c...
Doe Ray Me Kermit: Doe, a deer a female deer.. Annie Sue: Ray, a drop...
Everybody wash!. Everybody wash your hands.. Everybody wash your face...
Oh, I've got five people in my. Fam'ly--. And there's not one of them...
Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog....
Every time I feel alone and slightly blue. That's when I begin to thi...
Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin,. But beautiful's out, ugly's in...
It starts when we're kids. A show-off in school. Makin' faces at frie...
Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song,. The rhyming song, the rhymi...
There's a new sound. The newest sound around. The strangest sound tha...
Something So Right Miss Piggy: This is my dream come true. The day ha...
When a cold wind blows it chills you. Chills you to the bone. But the...
The first time you see her. No bolt from the blue. Just something so...
I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain. I've got cabin fever it's...
Me Party I look around. And once again I'm on my own. My man ain't he...
Excuse me, Mr. Hoots,. I hate to bug a busy bird,. But I want to lear...
Never before have two souls joined so freely, and so fast.. For me th...
There'll be spectacle. There'll be fantasy. There'll be derring do. A...
I've got two wheels on my tricycle . and four toes on each foot. I've...
Owl: Whoo. Zelda: Stole my heart away. Owl: Whoo. Zelda: Makes me dre...
I'm Gonna Always Love You No matter what life may bring,. No matt...
Last night as I was lyin' . Just loungin' in my bed, . Heard such a l...
Pretty day. Sunny sky. Lovely pictures. Dance in your eyes. It all se...
There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear. The...
Inchworm (Chorus:). Two and two are four. Four and four are eight. Ei...
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,. You make bathtime lots of fun,. Rubber...
One two three four five six seven!. Said the Alligator King to his se...
Nurse: Rocky bought a coconut. He bought it for a dime. His nephew ha...
There's a story goin' round about a hero of history. Well I guess I b...
I'm five. I'm five. I'm a big frog now I'm five. I can dress myself....
Jim). I look around here and I want to cry. I feel like the world is...
A face can be up.. A face can be down.. A face can be as funny as the...
If you need a friend to pat your little head. If you need a pal to pl...
Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,. Dancing singing in the sun.. Y...
Announcer: Ladies and Gentalmen and Sardines. . Here she is, Miss Eth...
Bah B B Bah B Bah B Bah Bah BB. Bah BB Bah B Bha B Boom Boom Boom. He...
Many, many years ago when I was seventeen I was married to a widow wh...
Muppets Babies Theme Muppet babies. We make our dreams come true. Mup...
Cats have kittens.. Doggies have pups.. Horses have pretty foals,. An...
Spoken: I'm very relaxed. I'm terribly calm and tranquil.. I'm very v...
Way down south. Way down in Borneo. There's a wild man called the Bor...
Frogs: Grunk-grok grunk-grok ribbit ribbit ribbit. Grunk-grok grunk-g...
-spoken-. Statler: It is required of every man that the sprit within...
1-2-3 . When the sun goes down and the tide rolls out . and the peopl...
Now what starts with the letter "C"?. "Cookie" starts with "C"!. Let'...
Piggy : Saying goodbye, going away. Seems like goodbye's such a hard...
Anybody can change Scrooge and so can you. When you're ready to start...
Amazing. Beautiful. Creatures. Dancing. Excites the. Forest. Glade, I...
Bein Green It's not that easy being green. Having to spend each day t...
If I were a poet,. I would write a sonnet.. It would say "I love you....
Inch by inch, row by row. Gonna make this garden grow. All you need i...
Robin: Life is full of sweet surprises, everyday's a gift. The sun co...
It's a golden opportunity that's knocking. And you know by now the an...
Go Muppets!. Roar down the field. Our team will never fail. Go Muppet...
While lookin' at my feet. At a crack in the sidewalk. An old tin can...
Fur. I am covered with fur.. From my snoot to my spur.. I'm a furry f...
Happy Feet Happy feet, I've got those happy feet. Give them a low dow...
I started on a journey just about a year ago. To a little town called...
Bohemian Rhapsody Is this the real life?. Is this just fantasy?. Caug...
We're closer now then ever before. How much alike we are, perhaps we'...
Load up on guns and bring your friends. It's fun to lose and to prete...
We all live in a capital I. in the middle of the desert. in the cente...
Little Bennie had a cat that they wouldn't let him keep. So he put he...
Somebody's checking in!. Oh there's no fire in the fireplace there's...
In a cold and far-off place. There was a lower-case N.. Lonely and co...
we come from the fire. living in the fire. go back to the fire. turn...
If you're a human being, take a break from the race. Take a load off...
Cuanto le gusta, le gusta. Le gusta, le gusta. Le gusta, le gusta, le...
Sing out for the mud and sing out for the ooze. the life of the frog...
Man Or Muppet I reflect on my reflection. And i ask myself the questi...
Gimme my good friends. 'N play me my music. Yeah, gimme my night life...
D, D, D, D.. Daddy dear, oh daddy dear,. do dogs have dreams, do duck...
Clifford: Here, straight from their two-week engagement under Carnegi...
A silly song is silly sung. U PI DEE, UP PI DA. The words are weird....
Every time I see the ocean I get choked up with emotion, it's true.....