Damn Diarrhea

Beautiful lovely sunny day
I went over to visit my chick
Felt something running down my leg
Soft and warm it could only be it
Shit my pants, damn diarrhea
Oh please god not again
I can't live with damn diarrhea
Let out a fart and shit my pants again
Then it had to happen at school
I said "please, can i be excused?"
Teacher said "no way, my friend"
That's when i felt my balls dipped in shit again
It's been a while now, i'm paranoid
My ass is full of hemorroids...finally once i was at the park
I swear i only felt a fart
Going round in a merry-go-round
People puking shit flying all around
Chorus (2x)